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airbornetoxicgallade:

the-eleventh-blog:

captaintinypockets:

YOU HEAR THAT BRITAIN?

IT’S THE SOUND OF YOUR TEA BEING POURED INTO THE HARBORimage

MAKE SURE YOU DON’T FALL IN AND DROWN

INSURANCE DOESN’T COVER THAT

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No healthcare covers death.

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parynoid:

when you look cute in a snapchat and they don’t reply image

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"I don’t understand why sex is more shocking than violence."

- Lea Seydoux talking about American films. (via ramengirl48)

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hellyeahyums:

the-gingerdancer:

sextronautt:

how can lawyers argue without crying 

or swearing

if i went into a courtroom i’d be all

now you fucking listen here you little cumslut 

"he has been found guilty

"HA IN YOUR FUCKING FACES, BITCHES."

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ealasaidh:

gothiccharmschool:

sherlockedbadwolf24601:

hyperscraps:

missmonstermel:

winneganfake:

agender-unicorn:

skepticalwitch:

calypsos-island:

twohourartist:

isitsafe:

fandomsbecrazy:

oMFG I just came downstairs and I found my sister with a lighter and I told her she can’t use fire and that it could catch the house on fire. She said that she was doing something important so I asked “what the hell is so important that you need fire for!?” and she told me with serious face ” I am using black magic to summon demons to get the mean girls at my school.” i can’t fucking breathe. I sat and watched her ritual hahahahaha shes fucking 10 years old 

This should be a wake-up call to her parents.

She obviously needs help.

Her parents should to talk to her about those mean girls,

and teach her that she can’t summon demons with just candles.

You need at least a pentagram drawn in a perfect circle

with goat or lamb blood,

and a proper incantation from a book of dark magick.

This is great way to to teach your child early on

about geometry and foreign languages.

Good art lesson too. Drawing perfect circles is hard

dOES NO ONE ELSE FIND THIS EXTREMELY DISTURBING 

Actually I find this girl fantastic. Ending bullying one curse at a time.

She might want to hold off on summoning demons until she’s a bit more mature but yes curse those fuckers you go, girl 

Now hang on, just hang on a moment there. Let’s make one thing clear right now:

There is not a goddamned thing wrong with calling on someone bigger and stronger then you for help if need be. 

If that stronger someone just happens to have tentacles and two-foot-long fangs, well, that’s more the problem of certain mean girls, I’d say. 

Here kid, i drew you a new pal. You summoned a demon, you got one. Sorry i couldn’t put more time into this sketch but his name is Bill.

I love everything about this post

only on tumblr

I will always reblog this. 

This is AWESOME. <3 

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guy:

guy:

if u shave the eyebrows off a human, it will have no eyebrows. if u shave the eyebrows off a dog, it will have balded eyebrows.

follow for more animal facts

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lavenderharmony:

ejaculot:

when u see people having fun and you want to join but ur just like

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I relate to this so hard it’s upsetting me

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rastafarifit:

iggatine:

everythingpersian:

Lmaooo omg

drake looks like he’s depressed lol

He’s thinking of how he can save her

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pokebae:

when u realize u sent an important text to the wrong person

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(via distraction)

justdilla:

Bless whoever made this.

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