and our excuse is cause we're young

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my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

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When you’re failing gym class and you tryna get ya grade up at the last minute



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i need clear skin by yesterday

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if you ever call me cute i will think about it all day

and when i go to sleep i’ll just be a little burrito of blankets

and i will whisper quietly 

“they called me cute”

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At 29, Patrick is the oldest living wombat. [x]


there is nothing rarer and more beautiful than liking every song on an album

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